Pope Benedict XVI Announces Split with Church
In a shock announcement today, the Pope has announced that he is no longer a practicing Catholic. Instead, he has announced that he wishes to follow a Tibetan Buddhist path.
"Catholicism was right for me at the time" said the Pope, "but now I find my beliefs are more in accord with the Tibetan Buddhist tradition."
"Also, I have a soft spot for maroon" he said.
The Pope is to begin intensive training shortly as a novice monk at the Kung Fu Monastery in Dharamsala, India, under the tutelage of Lama Latsung Getzu.
The Popes replacement at the Vatican has yet to be announced.
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