Bombs Save Lives!

Shock finding in latest study!

A recent study conducted by scientists at the Royal Academy of Mooseville has shown that using bombs on people can actually save lives.

A spokesman for the research team said the study proves that by killing people today there are less people to kill tomorrow, thereby saving lives.

A source at the Mooseville Bureau of War said that his people had known this all along. "The only way to save lives is to kill people" said General J. O'Brien-Taylor. "This is obvious to any rational person", he concluded.

A spokesman from the Save the Whale party said that the studies findings should be treated with caution. "The jury is still out on whether bombing people actually saves lives" said Jethro Rollings. He suggested that the study was flawed in that it was not a true double-blind experiment. "Some of those who were bombed may have known it was coming" he said. Rollings also said that the fact that the study was funded by the Bureau of War could lead to claims of bias.

Countering Rollings claims, Kaylie Mead, media spokesperson for the Royal Academy of Mooseville, said that university policy ruled out bias in studies unless a car was thrown in with the deal.